10 Funny Chain Facebook Statuses

Wow, trying to find these funny chain statuses was a lot more difficult than I thought. I’ve seen plenty of funny ones in my day but when I tried looking them up I got a bunch about a  Cancer, child abuse, AIDS and “This month/week/day is ______ month/week/day”. Frankly, I’m dissapointed. I expected a lot more than this from Facebook users. People have no problem making 423964238 funny statuses about  Rebecca Black and Justin Beiber but not think of funny things that 93% of people won’t post as their status? Hope you will enjoy these and get inspired to create more.

 

Please copy and paste this as your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone that may know someone who knows anyone. If you don’t know anyone, or even if you’ve heard of anyone who doesn’t know anyone that doesn’t know someone, then still copy this. It’s important to spread the message. Oh, and the hearts. <3 <3 <3 For crap’s sake, don’t forget the hearts. <3 <3 <3

PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn’t know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won’t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower, armed with fire extinguishers. The remaining 1% are awesome, and will re-post this.

So sad! Please put this on your status if you know someone or are related to someone who suffers from stupidity. We all need to understand that stupidity is real and should be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a sufferer right now. There is still no known cure for stupidity & sympathy does not help. But we can raise awareness. 87.365% won’t re-post this because they don’t know how to copy & paste.

Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn’t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won’t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by pandas. 6% of people are sitting in their showers armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost.

Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a smack upside the head. People who need a smack upside the head effect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a smack upside the head, except a smack upside the head, but we can raise awareness. Many won’t copy and paste this. I did. Will you?

ACCHOO!!!……..٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶.. Copy and paste this to your status if you’re allergic to bullcrap, drama, head games, liars, and fake people. Keep this sneeze going.

If you have Facebook friends that you’ve never met, but would just love to give a big HUG to, cause they are always there for you, liking your posts, poking you, and  just being on your friend list though you never ever met them in your life. I know I do. Copy and paste this to let them know they are AWESOME and appreciated.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
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Put this as your status if you know or are related to someone who was killed on Alderaan when it was obliterated by the Death Star. Our wish is that people will understand that the Empire is a band of murdering scum. The Rebel Alliance wants to bring peace to the galaxy, but ……the…Galactic Empire continues to kill innocent civilians. (93% of people won’t copy/paste this into their status.

Put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been attacked by ninjas. My wish is that people will understand that being attacked by ninjas is not something to be ashamed of. Ninjas are nearly unstoppable and are truly terrifying. 93% of people won’t copy and paste this – they have already been attacked by ninjas.

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